ok realy got bored, and since i love pirates i wrote a poem, but its not done.
Wit a pistol by me side,
an thee feared gone an died.
I'll sail the seven seas,
wit no shaking in me knees.
I Capt'n this here ship,
best be careful and give me no lip,
o ye be swimmin' wit the fish.
So forget the forks an eat from the dish.
Yo-ho, Yo-ho, me harty's cheer,
get some rum, forget the beer.